Never Give an Iguana Viagra

January 26, 2007 / by mmmhollywould

 

Never give an iguana Viagra

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

                                   

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

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15 comments on Never Give an Iguana Viagra

  • dutchuncle said 1 years ago
    This is not a problem in HUMAN males! If you tell us you're going to amputate OUR penises, all erections would disappear for a MONTH! At LEAST! [BLUSH][KISS]
  • uglyduck5150 said 1 years ago
    [LOL][LOL][LOL]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    lol you would hope though i get catrations calls...............food for thought
    [HEART]
  • dutchuncle said 1 years ago
    Tell u what -- the pain of a vasectomy with novocaine not applied correctly or effectively is as close to castration as I EVER want to come! Damn woman AF neophyte doctor![HUH]
  • dutchuncle said 1 years ago
    Oh yeah,,, Horned lizards! There's gotta be a catchier twist but I can't think of it tonight -- hopefully someone else will! [KISS][HEART]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    [HEART]
  • fixed845inc said 1 years ago
    For an erection to last over a week means someone force fed him 36 doses of viagra. Everyone is therefore missing the point. His erection is understandable. The real problem is his other unresponsive penis. there must be something wrong with it. They're gonna amputate the wrong one. [THUMBUP]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    [OHMY][THUMBUP][THUMBUP][THUMBUP]
  • docrock said 1 years ago
    I once had two of them. I told my wife that our neighbor didn't have any, so I had one of them amputated and the Doctor implanted it on Richard.

    "Why" asked my wife "Did you give him the biggest one?"
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    [LOL][LOL][LOL]
  • nutcasenumbernine said 1 years ago
    2 penises????........ cool.
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    Kangaroos have forked penises and cats are spikey :)[HEART]
  • elfie33 said 1 years ago
    [HUH]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    [LOL]
  • ekyprogressive said 1 years ago
    [OHMY] Now I've heard everything[OHMY][LOL]

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