A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"Nope, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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Not only was she an elite chicken farmer, she was also a very busy and productive one!
Thank you!
What? She raised no big peckers? No wonder they were paying for her services!
lol! There is a great market in making fun of them!
lmao
*ROFL* I love starting my day with a laugh...thanks hun..*grins*
Glad to see you here!