This is one my friend wrote though she wishes to remain nameless:
Top ten dating rules for a (slightly) reformed slut on a first dinner date:
No. Ten: DON’T go bra-less.
No. Nine: DON’T go commando.
No. Eight: DON’T wear a skirt that shows your hmm-haw or either cheek
No. Seven: DON’T initiate footsy under the table.
No. Six: DON’T offer to show your nipple or vaginal lip piercing.
No. Five: DON’T discuss your five girlfriends that are willing to perform a threesome.
No. Four: DON’T tell the story about your favorite orgy experience.
No. Three: DON’T take off your shoe in the restaurant and put your foot on his groin.
No. Two: DON’T offer a blow job in the car on the way home from the restaurant.
And NO. ONE:
DON’T offer a blow job in the car on the way TO the restaurant.
16 comments on 10 Dating Rules for Reformed Skanky Girls
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elfie33
said 1 years ago
*ROFL* You made me snort this morning...[LOL][LOL]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
hope you were not drinking anything when you did it! That would make for a messy computer screen! :)[HEART]
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curiouslady
said 1 years ago
[LOL][LOL][BLUSH]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
[HEART][HEART]
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islandgirl
said 1 years ago
I love it! Thanks for sharing![THUMBUP][LOL][LOL]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
[THUMBUP][THUMBUP]
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thepirateinthecity
said 1 years ago
Good to know, will keep those in mind. Any for us refromed sknaky guys? Or not reformed skanky guys?[BLUSH]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
OOOO, I have no Idea for you bad boys![LOL][LOL]
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jondude
said 1 years ago
How come I never meet one of those ladies?[BLUSH]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
Not looking in the right places baby, visit my website hehehehe[HEART][HEART][HEART][HEART]
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ekyprogressive
said 1 years ago
[LOL][LOL][LOL][THUMBUP][THUMBUP][THUMBUP]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
[THUMBUP][SMILE][SMILE][HEART][HEART][HEART]
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uglyduck5150
said 1 years ago
Darn it...I've been doing it all wrong[WINK][LOL]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
lol, well I am not the reformed one, so I say go for it![THUMBUP]
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KDawg
said 1 years ago
[TONGUE] I get so mad when I see you have posted and I can't check them cuz work blocks your blog... it's kinda funny though too in a way... dayum gov't!!! [ROLLEYES][WINK]
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mmmhollywould
said 1 years ago
awwe so can you look when you are at home?[HEART][HEART]
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