Bush Balls and Dyke Shoes.

February 23, 2007 / by mmmhollywould

Bush Balls and Dyke Shoes.

Those are lesbian shoes” “only dykes wear those” “maybe you will find a girlfriend” Yep those are lesbian shoes”

So I bought a new pair of shoes and these are the first comments I hear. I bought the most expensive pair of shoes I have ever paid for myself over the weekend (159.00)and the first person I tell is my mother and she says” those are lesbian shoes” and yells to my sister , Birkenstock’s are the lesbian shoes right?

This opinion was not carried by just her but all my lady friends both in and out of the profession as well as international!

What exactly is a dyke Shoe? I guess my shoes are. I love my lesbian shoes. Why didn’t anyone tell me?

So I am confused about the sexual orientation of my feet but not bush’s balls.

I have to say while I am not a Bush supporter because of the laws that have been passed affecting the adult industry I was very impressed that he basically gave a big fuck you to all the folks telling him to leave Iraq and stuck to his guns. I want big balls in a president and only wish Roosevelt could be reincarnated because he was ass stomper and would take care of this problem once and for all.

I do not know who I want for our new president but it does not look like I want the antics of Hitlery or Obama . I want a storm trooper in office one who will stomp through all the Islamo-terorist nations as well as the ones that are not Islamic and kick some major terrorist ass. I do not want us to pull out of Iraq without a victory and we may as well take Iran with us.

17 comments on Bush Balls and Dyke Shoes.

  • Slywoody3 said 1 years ago
    All of this from a pair of dyke shoes?[THUMBUP]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    absolutly...makes you think...hurm hard...shoes for a sexual oriantation...who woulda thunk it![HEART]
  • dutchuncle said 1 years ago
    I'm getting to love you more each day, Holly! [KISS][HEART]
    This Bush is not the spoiled young fighter pilot of the Vietnam era -- this one's balls are reformed, and have purpose! Even Bill Clinton had reformed balls when he first missiled the terrorist camps in Afghanistan!
    We are getting fewer Vets in Congress (not so sure Reservist Murtha counts) so it is important to listen to the ones like McCain who are there! (OK, OK,, John Kerry is too -- he bears listening to even if I think he's a PC "player.")
    Anyway, do your dyke shoes come in MY size? [LOL] (Your detractors are IDIOTS!)
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    bet you could get some dyke shoes ![HEART]
  • elfie33 said 1 years ago
    I like those...I have a pair of sandels that are Birkenstock’s, they help my feet...[SMILE]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    I think they are pretty as well i am so anti chuckie shoes and they are all the rage and these are not chunky at all!
  • uglyduck5150 said 1 years ago
    lol holly, They are only lesbian shoes, cause most straight women would rather be in severe pain and wear heels that makes their calfs and a** look good. You could just call them your "secure in your femininity shoes".

    As for the other, I prefer James K Polk....but oh well we are not likely to see his kind again[COOL]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    I used to wear the leg breakers but they ruined my feet now i only wear them as limosine shoes( from car to dinnet back to car to movie back to car) or soles to the ceiling shoes :)[TONGUE]
  • jungleray said 1 years ago
    Everyone always calls my shoes dyke shoes. It gives me hope should I ever take up full-time lesbianism. [LOL][LOL]

    I can't wear high heels if someone put a gun to my head. I always prefer doc martens, birks, fluevog angels, and I have very wide feet so I often just buy stylish black or brown mens shoes. [TONGUE]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    i love docs as well that is actually what i went out to buy but did not see any i loked but saw these and fell in love[HEART]
  • malimac14 said 1 years ago
    I happen to like the shoes. Are the comfortable? They look it. I'd buy lesbian shoes if they were comfortable. [THUMBUP]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    They rock! I love them! They are the most comfy shoes i have owned next some athletic shoes![THUMBUP]
  • beabea said 1 years ago
    Well, I'm not a lesbian, but I do like your shoes! I wear Birkenstocks, too. Why aren't straight women supposed to wear comfortable shoes?[WINK]
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    I do not have any idea! I bought them totally in the dark. never even knew there was a such thing as a lesbian shoe, just lesbian hair cuts, a mullet , no? I love the shoes so much i do not know if i will go back to my ol cheap-os . Oh yeah i wanted to tell you too that i am sorry i missed you in a chat a couple weeks ago! I saw you but by then you had already left! I am sorry! Sometimes i get caught up in other stuff and and forget i am even in a chat![HEART]
  • sweetnspacey said 1 years ago
    I agree! [THUMBUP]
  • whereabouts said 1 years ago
    I agree with you about a strong president. Under no circumstances do I want a wimp in office.
  • mmmhollywould said 1 years ago
    [THUMBUP][THUMBUP][THUMBUP]

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