A Blessing in a Bowl

March 23, 2006 / by mmmhollywould



Well feel I must share this if for no other reason than to get it out of my head.

You know how we all have pet peeves? Well I have one1 consider it a baggy
I actually almost put it in the political litter box but fuck; I do no think it could cause any drama at all because anyone who would do this, in my book, is not even worth considering.

Picture it:

Sitting in Wal-Mart on the toilet, you have found yourself here because ate bad Chinese and are out spending money you know you shouldn’t. So now you are forced to sit back and relax enjoying the ambiance of the urine scented, littered and other wise gross superstore restroom where 100 asses have sat before you.

It takes a second but you feel somewhat at ease and begin reading the bathroom walls. Tabitha loves Jesse, if you sprinkle when you tinkle……..then some where between for a good time call and please be neat what do you see but…oh no…..JESES SAVES……………….W.W.J.D.

Now, come on.........do tell me why that belongs here? Here in the Wal-Mart bathroom? Is this going to convert you from your heathen ways? Is it going to have you act as Jesus did by criminally defacing private property? Should you baptize your self with a swirly?

W.WJ.D you ask? Well I suppose here he would take a poo.

Why why why? I can see this person tap dancing down the street, bible under one arm toilet paper stuck in her pants trailing behind her singing. “If I only had a brain…………..

Holly

8 comments on A Blessing in a Bowl

  • meahgan said 2 years ago
    "Jesus did by criminally defacing private property" explain... also "JESES SAVES" is spelt Jesus.. and your a bitch...
  • mmmhollywould said 2 years ago
    “Is it going to have you act as Jesus did by criminally defacing private property?” Now meahgan the moron lets try quoting correctly. Do you think that might be a good idea? Does that sentence not make sense to your small little mind? So you think you are acting Christ- like meahgan, when you are sitting on the toile writing “JESES Saves” on the wall with the sharpy marker you probably lifted from said wal-mart and hid in your sock. Do you really think some one with the moral fortitude too write “JESES” saves on a bathroom stall between jenny gives good head and if you tinkle when you sprinkle could possibly have the skills to spell it correctly. Did your small mind ever consider the misspelling was on purpose? No I did not think so because it seems to me that you are just jealous that I am the one fucking j.truant who you so desire and it hurt your adolescent feelings that he will not fuck you ever. So the next time you want to come and attempt to trash someone, buy a brain or at least pay someone to do it for you.
  • meahgan said 2 years ago
    wowo.. it seems someone is protective over jturant.. or who ever.. i just like his writing girly.. i would never ever go for someone like that... lol you need some mental help... i kow someone if you need it
  • mmmhollywould said 2 years ago
    I had a brilliant idea how about you call him yourself and then you can express your undying love for the sale price of 1.99 a minute. Call now! 1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0540065
  • meahgan said 2 years ago
    i bet thats the only way he lets you too him... as for me... i dont like him... and never will...
  • mmmhollywould said 2 years ago
    Now young lady, I am not protective over Johnny. As a matter of fact I like to watch him with other women it is quite the turn on. It is you who need to find some other way to vent your frustrations at something you cannot have other than to go to other people blog's after you find out they dare be sleeping with your pathetic on-line crush and then attempt to degrade someone's blog based on your own misguided feelings of rejection. Based on your reading your blog the abominable poetry, regurgitated by many angsty young girls it isn’t a big shock that you could refer me to someone. So next time you want to make a poor attempt ant insulting someone at least read it and think about it for twenty four hours so you can MAYBE understand and digest what it actually says.
  • JTruant said 2 years ago
    You see what a good punishment accomplishes?
  • meahgan said 2 years ago
    wow wow wow...
    I do not like this johnny fellow..
    one, i odnt think hes hot at all.. ((sorry no offence))
    and two i dont even know the guy,
    o and three i have a boyfriend so why would i even go for someone over the computer.. are you mental?!...
    and by the way, im still open to phoneing that center for you if you do decide you need help, im sure johnny would not object. hey maybe he will gho with you for the support...

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